Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,270 Points
Medals Earned: 1/31 (5/475 points)
Bounce 20 Times
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Bounce 50 Times
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (90/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 9/23 (80/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage